Hmm... lets see... what have we
discussed recently...
- King's witty "Blow Me" subject
lines, which actually rarely have anything to do with oral sex
- Windows is better
- Linux is better
- Watching King comment on his opinion
that Creed is either a rip-off of Pearl Jam, or incapable of
original thought
- "Get me off this list or I'll sue
for harassment"
- Who would look best under the tires
of a Texas truck? GWB, Jackson, or the KKK
- The Creed Fanfare...is anyone
going? Does anyone know where it is? Does anyone know what it's
about?
- People on TV trying to be like Scott
(wanna-be posers, the whole lot of them... LOL)
- Steven King... new book coming...
what was his best book in the past? What was the best movie
adaptation?
- Is anyone from Iowa?
(Probably... it's a large place...)
- ACDC... what was best? Who was
best? When were they the best?
- "I'm new here"
- The Devil that is onions... (or the
Devil is in onions... or something like that)
- "My e-mail sucks"
- "AOL sucks!"
- "No it doesn't!"
- "Parlez vous francais?" "Usted habla
español?" "Sprechen Sie Deutsches?" "あなたは日本語を話すか." "너는 한국인을 말하는가?"
"你讲中文吗?"
- Virus warnings, and how they'll
never be posted to the list again because obviously some people like to turn
anything into a fight
- "I'm the #1 Scott Philips fan, and I
challenge anyone to prove that they're a bigger fan than me... but I'm not
challenging anyone to prove they're a bigger fan than me... I'm just
challenging anyone to prove that they're a bigger fan than me"
- Did Courtney Love kill Kurt
Cobain? Did Kurt Cobain kill himself? Was it a big Government
cover-up? Was it aliens? (Find out on the next *dum dum dum
dummmmm* Unsolved Mysteries)
- "I'm going to be....."
- "I'm going........"
- "I'm going to be
leaving............."
- "I'm going to..............."
- "I'm going to be leaving the list
for a while and need help unsubscribing, so I'll just mailbomb the list til
someone gets it"
- How high can King count? (I think he
got as high as 10)
- Various other
filler.............................
And yet, throughout the entire
archive, going back a year (but for this post, only searching back as far
as the 27th), I see nothing of "getting your tits fucked" (as you so eloquently
put it). I'm not sure
what list you think you're on, or what other mailing lists you might be a member
of, but this isn't alt.xxx.fetish.nws, so if all you're seeing is posts in
regards to tit fucking, I suggest you look into removing yourself from that
list, and not comment to us about it.
Also, be expecting an e-mail from
Keith at some point, correcting your grammar...
What a wonderful first impression you
make here... since this is the first post you've made in the 9 months that I've
been keeping close watch, I'm seeing that you'll go far.
Oh, and King... I know you'll reply
to this with some witty 1-liner... and since I won't see it, I'll cover the
response here... nothing in this was meant to be an insult to you... the
10-comment was how high you managed to count for that instance (not how high
you're capable of), and notice I included "opinion" with your Creed/PJ
mention...
¤]\[][G}{T§TÖ®]v[¤ (who just
couldn't resist replying to this one)
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Sent: Tuesday, August 14, 2001 10:09 PM
Subject: do you people have anything