Hmm... how to open up this one... well, I guess I could just say the same thing in the last joke I decided to post.  You don't like it, or don't want to read it, then hit delete... don't mail me about it, don't mail the list whining and sniveling about it... just use a brain and delete it, cause quite honestly, I don't Giva Schitt. {;o)

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Human pride sings a vengeful song Inspired by the times you've been walked on
My stage is shared by many millions, Who lift their hands up high because they feel this
We are one We are strong, The more you hold us down the more we press on
What if you did? What if you lied? What if I avenge? What if eye for an eye?

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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, " you don't know Jack Schitt!". Well thanks to recent genealogical research, you can now respond in a knowledgeable way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, inc. They had a son, Jack.

In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married fifteen years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previoous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.  

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseperable thoughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced The Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone say's "You don't know Jack Schitt" you can correct them.