> > YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN
> > >  > >
> > >  > > * The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than
> > your
> > spouse.
> > >  > > * You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table
> > in
> > front of her kids.
> > >  > > * You've been married three times and still have the same
> in-laws.
> > >  > > * You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a
> > different
> > night.
> > >  > > * Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People".
> > >  > > * You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
> > >  > > * You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
> > >  > > * Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey,
> y'all
> > watch this"
> > >  > > * You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.
> > >  > > * You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
> > >  > > * Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
> > >  > > * You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
> > >  > > * Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
> > >  > > * You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner
> > are,"Gentlemen, start your engines.
> > >  > > * You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right
> off
> > its wheels.
> > >  > > * You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
> > >  > > * The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on
> > how
> > much gas it has in it.
> > >  > > * You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
> > >  > > * One of your kids was born on a pool table.
> > >  > > * Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the  same
> > grade.
> > >  > > * You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at
> > the
> > House of Tattoos.
> > >  > > * You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front
> > yard.
> > >  > > * Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law
> > against
> > it.
> > >  > > * You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.
> > >  > > * You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
> > >  > > * Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos.
> > >  > > * Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

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