NCR - A bit of rock humor.... From: <Verrronica@AOL.COM> To: <CREED-DISCUSS@WINDUPLIST.COM> Date: Mon 26 Mar 2001 07:33:18 EST

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LOL.....

Things You'll Never Hear on a Tour Bus:

Shouldn't we go back for the drummer?

Oh no you don't! It's *my* turn to clean the bathroom.

Checkmate!

Go ahead, roll 'em down the aisle all you want. They're only cymbals.

So, I just walked her home, kissed her goodnight, and came back to the bus.

No, the monitor mix was perfect. I just messed-up.

Twenty percent? Our manager should get at least 30 percent!!

Why is there porno in the VCR?

Can you *believe* all the money we're getting?

Boy, I can't *wait* till we get to Omaha!