Where were you last night whent he "font" question came up?  I did actaully help that person without giving some answer like... oh.....

You have to go into your Windows Folder, delete your user.dat and system.dat files and reboot. Then it'll work.   (NOTE TO ALL:  DON'T DO THAT).  

Or I could've said...

The new font didn't work after you downloaded it? Heck, the only thing that could cause that to happen is if you've been suring too much porn.

But I didn't. Should I go get the crash cart now?  :-P